Tuesday, December 30, 2003

indestructible packaging

UPS just delivered my new electric razor that I ordered off Amazon.

I couldn't for the life of me figure out how to open the razor; it came in this indestructible plastic packaging. I tried cutting it with a pair of scissors to no avail, then I tried sticking a kitchen knife in it (no luck either), and my attempts with a box cutter yielded no satisfactory results. After about 10 minutes, I finally found a hacksaw and that was enough to create a big small hole for me to pry the razor out of the package.

Seriously, I don't understand the rationale of putting so much packaging around a razor and making it so insanely difficult to open. Are they trying to play hard to get or something, making it ever so much more special once you've gone to great lengths to figure out how to destroy the packaging to get to the item inside? Maybe I'm missing something here, but I don't get why my razor has to come in a bulletproof container when a nice, colorful cardboard box would suffice. Oh well.

Saturday, December 27, 2003

so many books

I did something again today that I hadn't done in a while: spend a whole afternoon in a bookstore.

It's quite a humbling experience, wandering through all those aisles of books. You realize that there is so much you don't know, so much you COULD know, and then you get this urge to pull all the interesting books off of the shelves that catch you eye and voraciously skim through each one to absorb all the nuggets of wisdoms contained within.

It's an adventure trying to sort the wheat from the chaff. Is Suze Orman (cable finance talk show chick) really credible when she dispenses financial advice off the air? (My take: not really.) Who writes a better travel book on Rome--Lonely Planet or Fodors? (Kudos to Lonely Planet, where you can find all the cheap but good eats in almost every major world city) And do you really need to have Chicken Soup for Ocean Lovers, for Pet Owners, and even for French Chefs? (No. But someone is clearly milking every last drop of a cash cow here.)

Also, these [insert number here] traits of [insert adjective here] people books seem to be popular these days; first came "The 7 Habits of Highly Successful People" Now there's a whole bookshelf of these titles at the store. I guess when you publish one good book you just want to keep on milking the cow. There's now "7 habits of highly successful teens," "18 things that important executives do," "21 characteristics of team players," and even "15 pillars of corporate governance," and all the associated "workbooks" and audio instruction tapes. Why team players have only 21 characteristics and corporate governance has only 15 pillars is beyond me.

In fact, the whole Business & Management section is particularly facinating. Larry Ellison has several biographies about how he has personally conquered the world and why you should bow dow down to him (my god the cover photos of him look make him look like a crazed dictator). There's countless books on "Real Estate Loopholes" and how to implement "6 Sigma" in your company. There are the countless books on why [insert bankrupt dotcom company] failed. Not to mention all the self-help books that any sales person with too much free time can ever need to read to figure out how to close a deal ("the 8 techniques of deal closing of really stupid salespeople" anyone?).

In the end, however, I left the store only with Quicksilver. Neil Stephenson's past novels have always been highly entertaining, and I have no doubt that I'll be in for another great ride as I spend the next couple of weeks emgrossed in 900 pages of 17th-century fun.

Friday, December 26, 2003

wow

I went to the mall today, and it's been a while since I've been in one. I'm not talking about your big box strip mall with the Office Depot and K-Mart on each corner, I'm talking about a real mall, filled with pre-teen girls waiting in line to buy the latest skanky clothing from one of 12 identical clothing stores (with different names), and kiosks peddling cell phones staffed by sketchy looking teenagers in ties.

It's been a while since I've wandered through a shopping mall, and for the first time, I was in awe. So many brightly lit stores selling so much useless stuff for a kings ransom. There was a store that sold nothing but designer bean bag chairs (leopard skin bean bag chair: $150), a store that sold gadgets (motorized corkscrew: $39.95...or your very own personal air purifer necklace: $24.95), body jewelery carts in the middle of the walkways (get your ears pierced free with every gold earring purchase), a couple of stores that sold only body lotion and soap, countless clothing stores that all sell identical-looking clothes under different brands, and food stands with names that, I guess, were meant to be funny at one time.

Now for all you that think I'm completely naive, all I have to say is that the mall hasn't changed much since I was in high school many years back. Except back then, the gadget stores sold funky foam mattresses and massage chairs (those things are in the back of the store now relegated to obscurity). I guess some things never change.

Thursday, December 25, 2003

christmas surprise

Has anyone else noticed that AOL Instant Messenger now has these flash ads that make noise? I started up AIM and and suddenly a Saturn car commercial popped up in the buddy list window and started playing a really scratchy rendition of Jingle Bells. And I couldn't figure out how to turn it off!

It was by far one of the most annoying surprises I've had in a while.

Wednesday, December 24, 2003

mad cows, mad people

Mad Cow fears sweep across the US. As reported by the New York Times, a timeline:

Dec 9 - "Downer Cow" with the disease in Washington state is taken from the herd and slaughtered. A "downer cow" is one that is one that can't walk or has another serious disability, an indicative symptom of Mad Cow disease. The slaughtered cow is on its way to processing plants and will eventually make its way into the food supply.

Dec 11 - USDA lab in Ames, Iowa receives a neurological sample from the diseased cow.

Dec 16 (or 17) - Lab sample prepared for analysis

Dec 22 - Immunohistochemistry ("Gold Standard") test for mad cow disease shows that the sample was positive

Dec 23 - USDA issues a "voluntary recall" for 10,410 lbs. of raw beef "that may have been exposed to tissues containing the infectious agents." The raw beef consists of the carcass of the diseased cow and 19 others that were slaughtered & processed at the same time.

Dec 23 - 2/3rds of the export market for US beef dries up; Japan, Hong Kong, Mexico, and many other countries ban the import of US beef. Fears of a contaminated beef supply sweep across the US as agriculture officials desparately try to assure the public that there is a low risk of humans contracting the disease from eating beef. Scientists come out and say that our testing procedures for mad cow disease are woefully inadequate. Beef futures drop the maximum amount (1.5 cents/lb.) on the Chicago mercantile exchange and are expected to continue to plummet after Christmas day; McDonalds stock falls 5.2% and Tyson Foods (world's largest meat producer) stock falls 7.7%. Supermarkets, fast food chains, Costco, and restrauants posts signs up in their window assuring the public that their beef doesn't come from the "zone" where the diseased cow was found.

Ridiculous: [According to the New York Times:] In the last few years, Congress has come close to approving legislation to prohibit the slaughter for human consumption of "downer" cattle — those that cannot walk. The inability to walk can be caused by many factors, but it is one symptom of mad cow disease. The measures have been vigorously opposed by the farm lobbies and have been blocked by leaders from both parties on the House Agriculture Committee. Representative Robert W. Goodlatte, the Virginia Republican who heads the agriculture committee, argued that if it were against the law to slaughter downer cows for human consumption, animals sick with mad cow disease would never be spotted by veterinarians or food inspectors. The animals would be buried on the farms or "perhaps even put into the food chain illegitimately, because the farmer has absolutely no incentive to do anything otherwise," Mr. Goodlatte said.

Editorial [Mine]: Shows you how much in bed Congress is with the cattle industry. Eric Schlosser was dead on when he said that eating in the US is a form of high-risk behavior. "There is--literally--shit in your meat," he writes. Not to mention brain deterioating prions from diseased cows that will cause you to go crazy and die too.

Monday, December 22, 2003

smugmug plug

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update

Turns out that the check engine light was caused by a loose gas cap in my car. You'd think that there would be a better warning indicator for a loose gas cap than the "check engine" light. It would have saved me 3 hours of time of taking my car to the dealership and waiting for them to diagnose the problem as a loose gas cap. Ugh.

Sunday, December 21, 2003

cryptic light

Ugh. The Check Engine light in my (almost brand new) car came on today.

Is there anything more cryptic and annoying than the Check Engine light? Even if I were to open the hood and check my engine, I would have absolutely no idea what was wrong or how to fix it, and the light doesn't tell me what to check in the engine. You'd think with all the fancy electronics in modern cars today, your car would be able to actually tell you what was wrong with your engine and what you should do about it. (My car will tell me how far I've gone and my average miles per gallon since my last fill up, it will tell me what the temperature is outside and what my average speed is, but when something goes wrong I just get an ugly yellow light on my dashboard that confuses me and stresses me out. No help whatsoever, unless you're a car mechanic and you have one of those fancy computers that plugs into your car's data port).

It's like when your computer crashes and Windows displays some cryptic error message on a blue screen that tells you that your computer has crashed. (You get some weird error codes but unless you're a programmer with a debugging machine, you're completely in the dark). And your machine just keeps on crashing and you have no clue what to do next. Such a great design...makes you wonder, doesn't it?

Wednesday, December 17, 2003

color shifting foods

I have a tub of guacamole in my fridge; it's been sitting in there for a week. I haven't paid much attention to it, but I clearly remember that when I put it in there, it was bright green. Now it's turned into some odd shade of gray. I think that's an indication that I need to thow it out.

Sometimes I wish that everything would change to a different color so that I would know when to thow it out. Milk, for example, should do that (ever tried to drink milk that went bad? So nasty!). So should my bank statements. Right before I recently moved, I found bank statements that were 7 years old, and it was mixed in with all of my other more recent piles of documents. Oh well.

Tuesday, December 09, 2003

photo of the day

Why yes, I did harass former President Clinton on a segway today when he randomly dropped in on us at work.


(L-R: Bill Clinton, Eric Schmidt, dorky person on a Segway, and Larry Page)

Monday, December 01, 2003

busy busy busy

With moving to a new apartment, moving to a new offices, and trying to get both my phone and computer working, I've barely had time to sleep, much less update my weblog. If only every day had an extra couple of hours in it...